Trying to lick your lips.
Expecation

Reality

Giving your crush a sexy look:
Expecation

Reality
Walking through a club: Expectation Reality When you run into your ex: Expectation Reality Dancing: Expectation Reality






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Snapped this picture on vacation. The paper was just taped on a post in a popular tourist spot—my favorites definitely are “call that boy” and “talk like master yoda”. It’s the most creative thing I’ve ever seen and I wish I’d seen what the other slips of paper said before people tore them out.
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